Are you 'avin' a laugh?

Wow, what a day.
Today work was fairly uneventful which is a rare thing, but I am grateful. It's a welcomed change.

When I arrived home, however is when all the fun began. Where do I begin?
I know! How about the part where I walked through the door to see the child gate that we use for the dog had been knocked over... this likely means she made her way to our bed and slept soundly atop our comfy sheets (ok not a big deal to most, but when your dog sheds like ours does, its nice to have an off limits place, where my man and I can be fur free!). Anyway, I think, ok not so bad, but as my eyes scan to the carpet I see the dog has left us a few presents there. I figure she was probably quite scared when she knocked the gate over and then left us some evidence to prove it wasn't on purpose.

Next to the stained carpet were some pieces of plastic. And ok... I don't even want to admit this because it's so terrible and I don't even know how she found these.. but she got a hold of some razor blades and chewed them to pieces. Luckily no blood or cuts (thankfully they were dull blades and she was only interested in the plastic parts, and I know you're thinking we're the worst dog owners ever), seriously though... how did she find these and where? Maybe in the bathroom garbage she broke into when she knocked the gate over... arghhhhh. I would like to apologize to the academy of pet owners. I swear it was an accident and it will never happen again.
(p.s. if my dog is playing with razor blades I think it's a pretty clear sign that I'm not quite ready for children yet....)

So after that fun event I decided to just kick back by checking facebook, only to find that a friend and her mom had deleted me off facebook. Again.
Why in the world does it hurt your feelings when someone deletes you off facebook? I get it that facebook doesn't actually mean you're friends- I'm not expecting all my facebook friends to check my profile every day for updates and comment and to be "like"ing everything... but at the very least it means you know each other and have a way of contacting each other if you ever need to.. at least that's how I think of it. And when someone deletes me, I guess it feels like they are severing all ties, never wanting to speak to me again for any purpose ever. That's sad, right? I'm not totally crazy on this one. But it is what it is and this time I think I'll take a page out of my friend Camille's book and "let it be."

On the bright side I did make some amazing carrot ginger soup last night that I got to indulge in tonight... yum! And that is where I find myself now. And you know what will be the perfect cure to the aforementioned incidents? Some episodes of Extras. If you ever need to laugh, first start by reading my blog because sometimes I can be hilarious, and then make your way over to youtube and watch Extras. Ho boy!

Thank you so very much for reading. Much love to all my friends, facebook and unfacebook.